Last year you helped Borrowed Light make the Sweet 16. And that was against powerhouse SBC blogs. This year those powerhouse blogs are gone and the folks at SBC Voices are seeing which of the “little guys” should be moved up to the hallowed status of (queue James Earl Jones) FEATURED BLOG!!!!
Here is how you can help Borrowed Light become a FEAUTRED BLOG on the SBC Voices watch list.
Step One: Go to SBC Voices Blue Collar Blog Madness.
Step Two: Scroll down to the Midwest region and vote for Borrowed Light.
Step Three: Don’t bother voting for any of those other jokers. I can assure you that everyone else in my division puts little baby kitties in wood-chippers*. Not me. I’ll never do that. So only vote for the guy that would never do that.
Step Four: Let other people know about the Blue Collar Blog Madness. Tell them to vote for Borrowed Light and save baby kitties**.
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*This claim cannot be proven, but this is the SBC so it’s totally fine to assume that such crazy claims are true—that’s what we do.
**If you abhor baby kitties and would actually cheer for people that put them in wood-chippers…first of all, shame on you…second of all, pretend it’s not baby kitties, pretend that they are Yankees fans, or Cowboys fans, or Hitler fans.
Wow. Just Wow.
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