Showing posts with label sports. Show all posts
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Monday, April 8, 2013

How Can a Calvinist Enjoy a Baseball Game?

One of my Arminian friends asked me a fun question. Noting the Calvinist view on foreordination and the meticulous sovereignty of God, this friend wondered why Calvinists even bother watching baseball. “If God has already ‘fixed’ the outcome why bother,” he asked.

The Calvinist faces a similar question concerning prayer and evangelism. Some ask, “If the outcome is already ‘fixed’ why do we even bother praying or sharing the gospel?” The answer to this one is a little more simple. We pray and share the gospel because God commands us. Spurgeon said something close to this:

"If God had painted a yellow stripe up the backs of the elect, I'd go through London lifting up coats and preaching only to them. As it is, He has not, so I preach the Gospel to all, and God brings his sheep."

But what about baseball? There is nothing in Scripture that commands us to watch baseball, so why bother? There are at least three reasons why I can still watch and enjoy baseball even though I believe that God has already “fixed” the outcome.

First, I watch to enjoy God’s history unfold. This is not to say that baseball history is anywhere near as important as salvation history. Yet that does not mean that salvation history has nothing to do with baseball history. Nor does it mean that God isn’t also writing the story of baseball.

Secondly, I enjoy baseball. I believe that when Alex Gordon makes an insanely good catch in left field that he is doing so as a gift of God. And I really do believe that it is through a very real human freedom that Alex Gordon makes that catch. I don’t fully understand how this intersects with the meticulous sovereignty of God, but I believe that Scripture teaches both. As I enjoy baseball I’m enjoying God’s story and I’m also enjoying humanity imaging God.

Lastly, I view baseball and history from a “field” view instead of from the “grandstands”. My friend noted that we Calvinists cannot rightly say, “That was a lucky catch”. I agree. So, I jokingly told him that I would from now on say, “Wow, that providentially ordained catch sure looked lucky from my finite human perspective”. And that’s the third reason why I can enjoy watching baseball as a Calvinist. If I had a view from the grandstands—where I already knew the outcome I’m not sure that I would get the same enjoyment. In fact I’m confident that I wouldn’t—because I get less enjoyment watching a game that has already been completed. But I don’t have that type of perspective. I view baseball as it is happening. Therefore, I’m still able to enjoy watching history unfold.

Whether Calvinist or Arminian you should watch baseball and enjoy it.

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Here are a few other articles on baseball that I’ve enjoyed recently:

Our National Pastime by Kevin DeYoung

How Baseball is Like the Christian Walk by David Prince

Monday, April 1, 2013

2013 MLB Predictions

  It’s Here! Opening Day begins today. (The Rangers losing to a minor league team on ESPN last night doesn’t count). Here are your 2013 MLB Predictions.

AL EAST

  1. Boston Red Sox
  2. Toronto Blue Jays
  3. Tampa Bay Rays
  4. Baltimore Orioles
  5. New York Yankees

AL Central

  1. Detroit Tigers
  2. Kansas City Royals*
  3. Cleveland Indians
  4. Chicago White Sox
  5. Minnesota Twins

AL West

  1. LA Angels
  2. Texas Rangers
  3. Seattle Mariners
  4. Oakland A’s
  5. Houston Astros

NL East

  1. Washington Nationals
  2. Atlanta Braves
  3. Philadelphia Phillies
  4. New York Mets
  5. Miami Marlins 

NL Central

  1. Cincinnati Reds
  2. Pittsburgh Pirates
  3. St. Louis Cardinals
  4. Milwaukee Brewers
  5. Chicago Cubs 

NL West

  1. LA Dodgers
  2. San Francisco Giants
  3. Arizona Diamondbacks
  4. Colorado Rockies
  5. San Diego Padres

AL Wildcard: Kansas City Royals vs Toronto Blue Jays
NL Wildcard: Atlanta Braves vs San Francisco Giants

ALCS: Angels defeat Tigers
NLCS: Braves defeat Dodgers

World Series: Angels defeat Braves

AL MVP: Dustin Pedroia 
NL MVP: Justin Upton
AL Cy Young: Jered Weaver
NL Cy Young: Stephen Strasburg
AL ROY: Jackie Bradley
NL ROY: Shelby Miller

Teams that will do better than expected: KC, Seattle, Arizona
Teams that will do worse than expected: Baltimore, Cleveland, LA Dodgers

*I might just have Royals-fan blind optimism. But I really like the depth of this team. If the starting pitching can hold up they really could make a deep run.

Friday, March 1, 2013

@MLB NL West Preview

Because of my stellar NFL picks, I know that many of you are dying to hear my 2013 MLB predictions. Wait no longer. For the next couple of weeks I will roll out my predictions for the 2013 season. I will begin with the most boring division (the NL West) and end with the only one that really matters (the AL Central).

Final Standings

  1. LA Dodgers
  2. San Diego Padres
  3. San Francisco Giants
  4. Arizona Diamondbacks
  5. Colorado Rockies

Not enough pitching for the Rockies. The NL West always has a team that shouldn’t be a contender that ends up making a push for the division. It could be the Diamondbacks but I am going to go with the Padres. The Dodgers are stacked—barring injury they could win 100 games. I see the Giants going backwards.

So Crazy It Just Might Work:

  • 30/100/.280 for Cody Ross
  • 15 wins for Wade Miley
  • Rockies score 800 runs…but give up 1000
  • Tulo threatens 50 homers
  • The Dodgers have the type of team that could woefully under perform—I think their batting doesn’t do as projected but their pitching gives them 90 plus wins.
  • 40 SB’s and a .275 BA for Cameron Maybin
  • Clayton Richard wins 18 games
  • Lincecum bounces back but Cain falters

Rookies to Watch: Tyler Skaggs (SP, Arizona) and Adam Eaton (OF, Arizona)
Most Likely to Break a Bone: Todd Helton…dude’s like 50
Fantasy Stud: Troy Tulowitzki
Fantasy Dud: Adrian Gonzalez

Sunday, February 3, 2013

#SuperBowl XLVII Predictions

Our Life Group will be having a Super Bowl party this year at our house. Once again I think I will be cheering for the refs. I could care less about these two teams. Because many of you relied on my regular season picks to look like a genius I thought I’d give you my Super Bowl Picks.

Sure Things:

  • A Harbaugh will be the winning coach…and also the losing coach
  • Randy Moss won’t do much
  • The halftime show will be terrible
  • The Doritos and Snickers commercials will be funny
  • There will be annoying and perverted commercials/dances, etc.
  • I’ll be thinking about baseball
  • Tom Brady won’t throw a touchdown pass
  • Colin Kaepernick kisses his bicep but also the dirt a couple times

Out on a Limb:

  • 3 interceptions for Joe Flacco
  • 15 tackles for Ray Lewis
  • Under 75 yards for Ray Rice
  • 1 pick for Ed Reed
  • 2 TD’s for Frank Gore but only 50-ish yards
  • Kick or Punt Return for a TD for Ginn Jr.
  • 49ers Defense/ST wins the game
  • First points of the game are a Ravens FG
  • Half Time score is 49ers 17, Ravens 10

Final Score: 49ers 41 Ravens 10
Super Bowl MVP: Aldon Smith 8 tackles, 2 sacks, 1 FF, 1 INT

Sunday, December 30, 2012

An Idiots Guide to Week 17 #NFL Predictions

It’s week 17. Only a couple of games matter. But I’m still dedicated to helping you look amazing in your bold NFL predictions. These are the teams to pick in week 17.

Falcons over Bucs
Jets over Bills
Bengals over Ravens
Lions over Bears
Titans over Jags
Colts over Texans
Saints over Panthers
Giants over Eagles
Steelers over Browns
Broncos over Chiefs (I want to pick an upset)
Packers over Vikings
Patriots over Dolphins
Raiders over Chargers
49ers over Cardinals (OT)
Rams over Seahawks (upset of the week)
Redskins over Cowboys

Other Crazy Picks:

No record for AP. In fact he’s almost 100 yards short.
The Browns only manage 125 total yards and get blown out
Big day for Eli and Victor Cruz
Poor day for Romo, key turnover leads to RGIII game winning TD
Megatron goes for 12/225/2
Mark Sanchez looks like he wants his job back
I want to pick a Cardinals upset (it will either be a blowout or OT).
4 turnovers for Russell Wilson
Chris Johnson scampers for 200 yards.
Tom Brady gets hurt.  (Or one of the big starting QB’s)

Saturday, December 22, 2012

An Idiot’s Guide to Week 16 #NFL Predictions

Good week for my picks last week. Bad week for actual football. The Browns slim playoff hopes were dashed. My fantasy team lost (again). And to be honest I have very little to still care about in the NFL. But because I know several of you rely on my bold predictions to make you sound like a genius around your friends, I’ll humor you.

Falcons over Lions
Saints over Cowboys (blowout)
Packers over Titans (close though)
Chiefs over Colts
Dolphins over Bills
Chargers over Jets
Redskins over Eagles
Steelers over Bengals
Bucs over Rams
Panthers over Raiders
Patriots over Jags
Texans over Vikings
Browns over Broncos (upset of the week)
Cardinals over Bears
Giants over Ravens
49ers over Seahawks

Fantasy stud of the week: Jamaal Charles
Fantasy sleeper of the week: Lester Jean

Other Crazy Picks:
Browns haven’t won against Broncos since 1990 that ends this week
3 picks and only 1 TD and 175 yards for Peyton Manning
80 yards for AP
Cardinals D/ST scores thrice
Charles scampers for 200 yards and 2 TD’s
125/2 for Trent Richardson
Eli looks like Super Bowl Eli
Cowboys QB looks like Never-go-to-the-SuperBowl-with-Romo, Romo
McElroy is serviceable
Bengals get blown out by Big Ben

Thursday, December 13, 2012

An Idiot’s Guide to Week 15 #NFL Predictions

Last week I had the flu. Really bad. I had no idea what I was picking. Turns out I did just about as well as normal. In my ESPN Pigskin Pick ‘Em I actually had 11 wins because I took a couple gambles I didn’t here (like the Panthers upset I was feeling). This week I have no flu…at least I don’t think…so let’s see how I do in my right state of mind.

Bengals over Eagles
Falcons over Giants
Packers over Bears (in OT)
Redskins over Browns
Vikings over Rams
Dolphins over Jags
Saints over Bucs
Ravens over Broncos
Texans over Colts (blowout)
Seahawks over Bills
Lions over Cardinals
Chargers over Panthers
Cowboys over Steelers
Chiefs over Raiders
49ers over Patriots
Titans over Jets

Fantasy Stud of the Week: Alfred Morris
Fantasy Sleeper of the Week: Kendall Wright

Other Crazy Picks:

Browns slim playoff hopes are dashed (this one isn’t crazy, is it?)
Brady Quinn actually throws for over 300 yards
Alex Smith plays more than Kaepernick
2 scores for Kendall Wright
Alfred Morris 3 scores 150 yards
Matthew Stafford threatens 500 yards passing but only 1 TD
Turbin rushes for more yards than Lynch
Giants look really flat. Poor game for Eli and their D.
3 Turnovers for Tom Brady
3 Turnovers and under 100 yards for Mark Sanchez

Thursday, November 29, 2012

An Idiots Guide to Week 13 #NFL Predictions

9-7 last week. I should have gotten that Lions upset over the Texans. I did pick the Browns win over the Steelers but it was more of a faux-Steelers team with no Big Ben. Not so hot on my other picks either. Lance Dunbar was only 92 yards away from 100. This is week 13 which is the last week for many fantasy football leagues. Our 20 team league has 8 teams vying for 4 open slots. I could squeak in after an abysmal start but I don’t think it is going to happen. Here are my week 13 picks:

Saints over Falcons
Jags over Bills
Seahawks over Bears
Lions over Colts
Packers over Vikings
Texans over Titans
Chiefs over Panthers
49ers over Rams
Dolphins over Pats (upset of the week)
Jets over Cards
Bucs over Broncos
Browns over Raiders (actually I think the Raiders will win but can’t pick it)
Chargers over Bengals
Ravens over Steelers
Cowboys over Eagles
Giants over Redskins

Fantasy Stud of the Week: Arian Foster
Fantasy Sleeper of the Week: Ryan Tannehill

Other crazy picks:

Tannehill throws for 400 and 4 TD’s
Stafford has a big day against the Colts
Chiefs D gets 5 turnovers on Panthers
Browns/Raiders combine for under 20 points
Big Ben doesn’t play
Victor Cruz is shutdown on MNF
Foster rushes for 220 with 3 TD’s
RG3 looks like a rookie
Henne stays hot
Cutler barely reaches 100 yards

Thursday, November 15, 2012

An Idiots Guide to Week 11 #NFL Predictions

I am back to idiot status after a 7 win week. I did, however, do a stellar job on my crazy picks. Doug Martin had 68 yards. It wasn’t quite a last second FG but it was a close one that the Saints squeaked out. Steelers did keep KC in the game. The Chiefs almost pulled off the upset. AP did go for 175 but only 1 TD. Cutler had 2 turnover but only played the first half. And the Browns surprisingly found a way to not lose on their bye week. I’m hoping to get back on track and pull off double digit wins:

Bills over Dolphins
Falcons over Cardinals (close)
Browns over Cowboys (not just wishful thinking)
Lions over Packers (this one is wishful thinking)
Chiefs over Bengals
Jets over Rams
Redskins over Eagles
Panthers over Bucs
Texans over Jaguars
Saints over Raiders
Broncos over Chargers
Patriots over Colts (wouldn’t be shocked by upset)
Ravens over Steelers
49ers over Bears

Fantasy Stud of the Week: Drew Brees
Fantasy Sleeper of the Week: Rashard Mendenhall

Other Crazy Picks:

Browns can’t stop TE’s, Witten goes off 10/114/2 TD’s
Drew Brees threatens to break records
Chiefs D scores 2 TD’s
Tebow plays because of Sanchez injury, leads comeback
Leftwich is servicable, Foles is not
Romo throws 3 picks
250 all purpose yards for LeSean McCoy
2 TD’s for Mendenhall
40 yards for Alfred Morris

Thursday, November 1, 2012

An Idiot’s Guide to Week 9 #NFL Predictions

A 10 win week barely eluded me again last week.  I called the Packers and Jags being a close game but totally blew it on the Pats and Rams being close.  Picked the Brownies upsetting the Chargers and the Niners blowing out the Cards.  Got Titus Young right, CJ2K was somewhat shut down, Drew couldn’t hang with Peyton (missed that one), Jamaal Charles scampered for 196 yards less than 200, and Romo almost had the 4th quarter comeback.  Not bad for a football idiot.  My fantasy football team also improved to 3-5.  This week I’m going for 10 wins:

Chargers over Chiefs (want to pick the Chiefs though)
Broncos over Bengals
Browns over Ravens
Packers over Cards
Titans over Bears (upset of the week)
Colts over Dolphins
Panthers over Redskins
Lions over Jaguars (close though)
Texans over Bills (blowout)
Bucs over Raiders
Seahawks over Vikings
Steelers over Giants
Falcons over Cowboys
Saints over Eagles

Fantasy Stud of the Week: Cam Newton
Fantasy Sleeper of the Week: Jackie Battle

Other Crazy Picks:

3 TD’s for Jackie Battle after Chief turnovers
Trent Richardson goes for 200 total yards
Ray Rice is surprisingly shut down
Vincent Jackson has a big day 8/140/2 TD’s
Lions need another 4th quarter comeback to put away the Jags
Christian Ponder’s turnovers cost the Vikings
Giants are held to three field goals against Steelers
If not for Cam Newton’s 5 TD’s the fantasy stud would have been Arian Foster

Thursday, October 25, 2012

An Idiots Guide to Week 8 #NFL Predictions

9-4 last week.  I almost got my 10 wins but the Lions didn’t show up to play on Monday Night.  I picked the close Cowboys and Panthers game.  Blew it on T.Y. Hilton.  I was correct about the 7 Viking sacks but wrong about the Cardinals win in spite of it.   No Tebow.  No Eli injury.  Nate Washington did have a 4th quarter TD for the win.  McFadden almost had 100 yards.  Arian Foster was a stud but not as studly as Chris Johnson.  This week I’m feeling some upsets:

Bucs over Vikings
Bears over Panthers
Browns over Chargers
Lions over Seahawks
Packers over Jaguars (somehow it’s close though)
Colts over Titans
Patriots over Rams (in OT)
Jets over Dolphins
Eagles over Falcons
Steelers over Redskins
Chiefs over Raiders
Cowboys over Giants
Saints over Broncos
49ers over Cardinals (blowout)

Fantasy stud of the week: Michael Vick
Fantasy sleeper of the week: Titus Young

Other crazy picks:

It’s going to happen eventually, Titus Young finally shows up
Chris Johnson surprisingly shutdown by the Colts D
Weeden leads a 4th quarter game winning drive after a Rivers pick
Vick rushes for 100 yards, throws for 300, and has 4 total TD’s
James Harrison knocks RG3 out of the game
Peyton can’t hang with Drew
Jamaal Charles scampers for 200 yards
Romo leads a 4th quarter comeback
After this week everyone on ESPN will be asking, “What is wrong with the Patriots?”

Monday, October 22, 2012

Why I Am Thankful For Cincinnati Reds Pitcher Mike Leake

In more than one place it has been recommended that writers ought to frequently “Google” themselves.  I do not do that.  First of all, it just sounds weird and not something that a follower of Jesus ought to be doing.  Secondly, I don’t benefit from “Googling” myself.  You know why?  Because for the first hundred or so pages I have to read about a Cincinnati Reds pitcher that stole my name. 

Apparently there is a feature on that Google machine where you can type in your name, your website, or really any keyword search and then get email updates every time somebody posts something to Al Gore’s internet with those words.  That would frustrate me to no end.  I would get double digit updates every day of someone writing an article on Reds pitching or stealing clothes from Macy’s.  So this little feature that is supposed to help writers would do very little for me if I searched for my own name. 

And for that I am very grateful. 

I know my own heart.  I know that I can become far more conscious of how the world views me, than how the world views Jesus.  Every time I got an email update about some chap interacting with something I wrote, my head would either swell with pride or my ego would be dashed by their criticism.  Left unchecked my heart has a tendency to “think more highly of myself than I ought”.  Which of course is firmly opposed to Paul’s exhortation to “not think more highly of yourselves than you ought”. 

The fact that I am the lesser Mike Leake is very beneficial to my soul.  Of course I would prefer that more people were concerned about articles lifting up Jesus instead of rambling on about a guy throwing a fastball or his slider getting rocked.  But I’m okay if that happens apart from my name—as it inevitably will.  I am glad that I cannot constantly monitor what the internets think about my writing.  This way I can just faithfully plod along and hopefully have a heart more like Paul’s that was far more concerned about the kingdom and mission of Jesus than he was about counting his own baptism numbers. 

So, thank you other Mike Leake.  Keep rockin’ that fastball.  Or not.  It really doesn’t matter because as long as you are playing in the MLB and I’m just faithfully preaching the gospel the world will value you far more.  And that’s cool with me because my treasure is secured elsewhere.  Of course, I think it’d be awesome if Christ captivated your heart and that way the greater Mike Leake and the lesser Mike Leake would both be representing Christ to the world.  You through your fastball and me through my writing and preaching.  But until that day I remain grateful that you keep my heart in check by your Google domination. 

Thursday, October 18, 2012

An Idiots Guide to Week 7 #NFL Predictions

A gain I posted a stellar 8-6 record last week.  I called the Raiders game being close.  Picked the Browns upset.  If not for recovering his own fumble Schaub would have turned the ball of 3 times.  Haden did a stellar job against AJ Green.  But I wasn’t totally right on my picks.  The only thing Trent Richardson did was hurt his flank.  Andrew Hawkins and Titus Young barely even showed up.  And Ryan Fitzpatrick was about as big of a stud as Steve Urkel.  This week I’m gunning for 10 wins.

49ers over Seahawks (blowout)
Bills over Titans
Browns over Colts (I think this is just wishful thinking)
Packers over Rams (I want to pick a Rams upset)
Cardinals over Vikings
Giants over Redskins
Saints over Bucs
Cowboys over Panthers (close though)
Texans over Ravens
Raiders over Jaguars
Patriots over Jets
Steelers over Bengals
Lions over Bears (upset of the week)

Fantasy Stud of the Week: Arian Foster
Fantasy Sleeper of the Week: T.Y. Hilton

Other Crazy Picks:

2 TD’s for Steven Jackson
Somehow the Cardinals win despite 7 Vikings sacks
Darren McFadden 2 TD’s and over 200 total yards
Pats dismantle the Jets (Tebow plays the 4th quarter)
T.Y. Hilton goes for 100 yards and a score
Matt Hasselbeck gives up 4 turnovers
The Lions DST puts up 30 fantasy points with 2 scores
Nate Washington has a big game (just b/c I’m playing him in my FFL)
Eli Manning leaves the game with a freak injury

Thursday, October 11, 2012

An Idiots Guide to Week 6 #NFL Predictions

Last week I was 8-6.  Not a bad record for an NFL predicting moron.  For most of the first half I thought I had called the Browns upset over the Giants.  Then reality hit.  Weeden did decent not sure you could say fantasy sleeper.  Brees was okay but not the fantasy stud of the week.  Matt Hasselbeck looked more like Elizabeth.  I was right about the Tebow chants and almost right about Brady Quinn, Brandon Weeden, and Mendenhall’s stellar return.  Not horrible but also not very good.  Sounds like my fantasy football team.  Here is your idiot’s guide to week 6 picks.

Steelers over Titans
Falcons over Raiders (It’s going to be close though)
Browns over Bengals (They’ve got to win eventually, right?)
Rams over Dolphins
Jets over Colts
Lions over Eagles
Chiefs over Bucs
Cowboys over Ravens
Bills over Cardinals
Patriots over Seahawks (low scoring game)
Giants over 49ers
Vikings over Redskins
Packers over Texans (3 Schaub interceptions)
Broncos over Chargers

Fantasy Stud of the Week: Eli Manning
Fantasy Sleeper of the Week: Andrew Hawkins

Other Crazy Picks:

Trent Richardson goes off for 150 yards and 2 scores
Titus Young finally shows up for the Lions 8/120/1
Brady Quinn leads the Chiefs to a low scoring victory
Tony Romo looks like a Pro-Bowler and Joe Flacco looks inept
If not for Eli’s 5 TD performance Ryan Fitzpatrick would be fantasy stud of the week
Russell Wilson’s leash gets shorter with a crucial 4th quarter turnover
Joe Haden shuts down AJ Green

Wednesday, October 10, 2012

Churches Can’t Afford to Be the Cleveland Browns Part 2

Earlier today I noted that churches can’t afford to be the Cleveland Browns.  It seems that every couple of years they have to “blow the place up” and put a new vision in place.  I note that it doesn’t have to be that way.  Here is the

Our Core Values

Though I’m a Cleveland Browns fan I don’t want to see our church be like the Browns.  That’s why as we have considered “vision” for our church we have tried to keep it simple.  Our vision statement is to be “a church united to enjoy God’s grace and extend His glory”.  That statement isn’t grounded in a fad.  That statement is grounded in creation.  That statement is grounded by the story of God. 

We have six core values that explode out of the vision statement. 

  1. To be a kingdom-focused church—we aren’t “the church” we are “a church” united to enjoy God’s grace and extend His glory.  Therefore we will passionately pursue planting churches, partnering with like-minded churches, and praying for the church universal. 
  2. To be a gospel-saturated community—because we are a “church united” we believe that God calls us out of darkness and places us into a redeemed community of believers.  This community is to be marked by authentic relationships, vital companionship, and mutual edification that is brought together to partner for missions as well as to equip families. 
  3. To practice worship-fueled discipleship—we believe that the fight of faith is to “enjoy God” instead of idols.  Therefore we fight together in our battle to believe that God is the source of all delight instead of the fleeting pleasures of sin. 
  4. To be a hospitable people that offers a refuge for the broken—we believe that we are brought into community with one another and into enjoyment of God solely through grace.  Therefore, we too want to be a refuge for the broken with the hopes of Christ-centered transformation.
  5. To be a people that live sent to our local community and our global community, with the intention of spreading Christ for the joy of all peoples.  As we enjoy God’s grace we are called to extend His glory to every square inch of creation.
  6. To be a community of believers that is radically centered upon the glory of God.  Our fundamental purpose is to glorify God in all that we do. 

What that looks like will look different for every pastor.  But it is our hope that if the Lord calls us home or away that you won’t have to “blow the place up”.  Everybody will know the basic structure and vision.  It just might be played out different. 

As much as it pains me to say this…excuse me while I throw up in my mouth…churches should be closer to the Pittsburgh Steelers than the Cleveland Browns.  Notice what happened when Mike Tomlin took over for Bill Cowher.  The team looked a little different but the basic philosophy was the same.  No need to blow stuff up.  We know who the Steelers are. 

So pastors (and all those doing “vision”), be sure that we you are writing and coming up with will be able to house the guy that stands in your place when either your heart isn’t ticking or it’s ticking elsewhere.  Because churches can’t afford to be the Cleveland Browns. 

Churches Can’t Afford to Be the Cleveland Browns Part 1

I’m not going to make the point that you think I am.  You probably think I’m going to say, “The Cleveland Browns are horrible.  Churches can’t afford to be horrible”.  While that’s mostly true that is not my point.  My point today really gets at the root of why the Cleveland Browns are horrible.  If you aren’t a football fan please stick around through this little section on Browns history, because I think you’ll be able to appreciate my point. 

Why the Browns Are Horrible

The Browns moved away from Cleveland in 1995 and became the Baltimore Ravens.  They did not return to the NFL until 1999 when they became an expansion team.  Prior to the move the Browns were horrible.  They blew the whole thing up and became the Ravens. 

The first two seasons were horrible.  5 wins in two years type of horrible.  In 2001 Butch Davis looked like he was turning it around.  In 2002 the team actually made the playoffs.  They had some things going for them but for the most part their abysmal record in 2003 and 2004 was more accurate of the team.

In 2005 the Browns hired Phil Savage as GM and Romeo Crennel as the head coach.  They blew the place up again.  And it in its place they began building a pretty decent football team.  (Though many will disagree with that statement).  In 2007 they actually finished 10-6 but missed the playoffs.  They were pumped for the 2008 season.  But as it usually happens with the Browns the wheels fell off.  Injuries and poor decisions led them to a 4-12 record.  So guess what happened.

They blew the thing up again. 

They fired Crennel and Savage and hired Eric Mangini and George Kokinis.  They led for about a year.  Then Mike Holmgren came in.  And guess what he did?  He blew the place up.  He fired Mangini.  Hired Pat Shurmur.  And started the rebuilding process over again. 

Whew.  Browns fans are done right?  Nope.  In July of 2012 Randy Lerner sold the team to Jimmy Haslam who plans to…you guessed it—blow the place up.  In case you aren’t aware “blow the place up” simply means fire almost everybody and start over again.  That, my friends, is one of the main reasons the Cleveland Browns are horrible.  They never stick it out past the speed bumps.  They don’t have one singular vision that they stick to.  They do for a season and then they blow it up and try something different.  You’ll never win that way, and even if you do it will be a short-lived fluke. 

Why Churches Can’t Be Like The Browns

Many churches are like Browns.  Pastor Bill stays for 2 years and implements his vision.  The church rallies around the new vision (or at least most of them do).  Then Pastor Bill “gets called” to pastor a larger church in a different state.  Pastor Frank comes in.  He eventually blows the place up and implements his new vision which the church lives out for all of 6 months before they have to call their next pastor.  On and on it goes.  4 pastors in 10 years = at least 4 different visions for the church. 

Just as Browns fans get frustrated wondering if we are ever going anywhere, so church members get frustrated wondering what the church is going to look like in a couple years.  People are less enthused about following the new pastor’s vision because let’s face it, homeboy is going to be gone in two years and we’re just going to have to do some other Purpose Driven something to restructure our church. 

It doesn’t have to be like that. 

If pastors would simply lead their churches to implement a biblical structure and not worry so much about specific “vision” then you wouldn’t have to change it with every new pastor.  Sure the way that Pastor X decides to live out being a “kingdom-focused church” will look different.  But hopefully if a biblical structure is in place you won’t have to blow up the place with every new pastor.  (I am encouraged too that a good number of pastors are beginning to understand the benefit of sticking it out for years instead of being “called away” at every difficult time). 

Come back in a few hours and I’ll show you what we are attempting to put in place at our church to match this commitment to not be the Cleveland Browns of churches…

Thursday, October 4, 2012

An Idiot’s Guide to Week 5 #NFL Predictions

Once again I proved myself an idiot.  I had the wrong MNF QB bathing in tears and needing a pacifier.  I only got 7 of the games correct.  Josh Gordon had a measly 16 yards.  The Titans did nothing close to upsetting the Texans and Jacquizz Rodgers showed why he’s still a backup.  I was correct about the Tebow chants beginning.  I nearly called the Browns upset.  I was right about Peyton’s bounceback game.  Sproles wasn’t horrible but wasn’t a stud.  But all in all I’m still an idiot and as one commenter pointed out I’m a false football prophet.  So here are your bad burrito picks for week 5.

Cardinals over Rams (missed FG in the 4th quarter)
Bengals over Dolphins
Packers over Colts
Ravens over Chiefs
Browns over Giants (upset of the week…it’s coming just you wait)
Steelers over Eagles
Falcons over Redskins
Seahawks over Panthers (4 turnovers for Cam Newton)
Jaguars over Bears (Cutler can’t put together two solid starts)
Titans over Vikings
Patriots over Broncos
49ers over Bills (but I want to pick a Bills upset)
Saints over Chargers
Texans over Jets

Fantasy Stud of the Week: Drew Brees (5 TD’s and over 400 yards)
Fantasy Sleeper of the Week: Brandon Weeden

Other Crazy Picks:

That missed FG for Greg Zuerlein is a 56 yarder
Matt Hasselbeck makes Tennessee fans ask “Jake, who?”
Peyton Manning throws a couple of really bad picks
The Tebow chants continue after Sanchez’s 4 turnovers
Brady Quinn throws at least 10 passes
Brandon Weeden throws for 350 yards and 3 TD’s
Mendenhall gets 2 TD’s in his return

Thursday, September 27, 2012

An Idiots Guide to Week 4 NFL Predictions

Last week I only mustered 7 correct picks.  I did pick the Raiders over the Steelers.  Should have went all the way with my gut and picked the Vikings over the 49ers.  I was correct about MJD’s big week, got the Giants blowing out the Panthers as well as the Seahawks and Packers being close.  But other than I once again proved that these are an idiots guide to NFL predictions. 

Browns over Ravens (upset of the week)
Falcons over Panthers
Patriots over Bills
Lions over Vikings
Chiefs over Chargers (Chiefs D finally shows up)
Rams over Seahawks (MNF letdown)
49ers over Jets
Titans over Texans
Broncos over Raiders
Dolphins over Cardinals
Bengals over Jaguars
Saints over Packers (shocking blowout)
Redskins over Bucs
Giants over Eagles
Cowboys over Bears (blowout)

Fantasy Stud of the Week: Darren Sproles
Fantasy Sleepers of the Week: Josh Gordon

Other crazy picks:

Joe Flacco with 2 really bad fumbles
After Sanchez’s atrocious performance the Tebow chants will begin
Titans upset turnover prone Texans
More points for Defense and ST’s than for the offenses in ‘Fins/Cards game
The Jaguars only score 3 more points than the Colts and Steelers
Peyton Manning throws for 400 yards but only 2 TDs
Jacquizz Rodgers doubles the rushing yards of Michael Turner
4 Monday Night INT’s for Jay Cutler and a bucket full of tears

Thursday, September 20, 2012

An Idiot’s Guide to Week 3 NFL Predictions

Last week I showed myself a little better than an idiot at 10-6.  If that were an NFL season I would have made the playoffs.  Not too shabby.  A.J. Green didn’t do too bad.  Lester Jean was the fantasy sleeper of the week…and by that of course I mean he slept his way to 0 points.  I was right in picking the Seahawks.  I was right that the Pats and Cards were close (but got the winner wrong).  Correct about Eli’s 4th quarter comeback, I was right about Trent Richardson and almost correct with Romo and Andrew Luck.  So without further bragging here are your week 3 picks:

Giants over Panthers (they win big too)
Bears over Rams (I’m really feeling a Rams upset but don’t have the guts to do it)
Browns over Bills
Cowboys over Bucs
Lions over Titans
Jaguars over Colts
Jets over Dolphins
49ers over Vikings (its going to be close though, Akers game winning FG)
Saints over Chiefs
Redskins over Bengals
Eagles over Cardinals
Falcons over Chargers
Broncos over Texans
Raiders over Steelers (upset of the week)
Patriots over Ravens
Packers over Seahawks (but closer than many are picking)

Fantasy Stud of the Week: Maurice Jones-Drew
Fantasy Sleeper of the Week: Michael Bush

Other crazy picks:

MJD rushes for over 150 yards and 2 TD’s
50 yards but 3 TD’s for Michael Bush
Tebow finds the end zone
Alex Smith looks shaky with Jared Allen in his face all day
Andy Dalton throws 4 INT’s
Raiders win in a very sloppy turnover filled game
Josh Cribbs returns a KO for a TD and almost get a PR TD

Wednesday, September 12, 2012

An Idiot’s Guide to Week 2 NFL Predictions

Last week I was a paltry 7-9.  Once again proving that this truly is an idiot’s guide to NFL predictions. 

I did call the low scoring Eagles and Browns game.  Wimbley got 1 sack and bloodied up Brady’s nose so that has to count for something.  I totally called the ineptness of Beanie Wells and Ryan Williams.  But blew about everything else.  So as typical you are probably best to pick the opposite of me. 

Packers over Bears
Chiefs over Bills
Bengals over Browns (this one is a blowout)
Colts over Vikings
Raiders over Dolphins
Patriots over Cardinals (actually a close one though)
Giants over Bucs
Eagles over Ravens (Flacco goes backwards)
Saints over Panthers
Texans over Jaguars
Redskins over Rams
Seahawks over Cowboys (upset of the week)
Steelers over Jets
Chargers over Titans
49ers over Lions
Broncos over Falcons

Fantasy Stud of the Week: A.J. Green
Fantasy Sleeper of the Week: Lester Jean

Other crazy picks:

It takes Eli a 4th quarter comeback to put away the Bucs
RG3 looks like a rookie against the Rams
Tony Romo throws for under 200 yards
Braylon Edwards looks like a first round pick (but still drops passes like he should have never been drafted)
Trent Richardson doubles his rushing total from last week to an impressive 80 yards
AJ Green threatens to make NFL single game records
Andrew Luck throws for 3 TD’s

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